Ultra violence and chocolate eggs.


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Q: What’s this? 

A: A cunt of a way to spend the Easter long weekend!

 

Happy Easter, bitches! Eat chocolate, celebrate rabbits and the amount of fucking they do, buy lumber and nail someone nice to it! I appreciate a couple of days off work as much as the next bloke, but fuck me dead if I don’t wish there was something decent on TV.

Do Bunnings have an Easter sale? That’d be kinda funny.

Why haven’t dairies got involved with a series of commemorative Easter cheeses? Cheeses for Jesus! Sounds good to me, they’d go down a treat with all the cunting bread and red wine. Eat this cheese, for it is my cheese – OK, maybe not, but that whole speech was already pretty creepy stuff. The wine’s your blood, huh? How many of these have you had, J-bagger?

On that note why isn’t there an Exorcist-inspired ice block for Easter? Y’know, lemonade crucifix on a stick with a rasberry jelly Jesus. It’d be fucking great! Try new Lick Me Jesus! Fuck yeah, the kids would love it! 

Ah, shit! It’s only Good Friday, I’m already bored as a twat and there’s still three days to go. Fuck this shit, I’m going down the pub to get wankered!

 

3 Responses to “Ultra violence and chocolate eggs.”

  1. Here is a cheese/Jesus related cartoon from “the rut”:
    http://bigeyedeer.wordpress.com/2007/05/19/a-cartoon-about-pests-and-mice/
    This guy is a a bit warped and funny.

    Hey! a 4 day weekend is nothing to sniff at … or get nailed to a cross about.

  2. Maybe the vatican gift shop has it (I’d buy it). They have some crazy stuff…like Pope on a rope.

  3. Write a new post you lazy cunt! This one is a month old. Hope something shit happens to you soon so that you have something to write about. I hate it when your happy.

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