Free Vegan Porn!!!

I’m interrupting the important series on share-house living to bring you this important bulletin. I have discovered a new and exciting genre in the diverse realm that is pornography – VEGAN PORN!!!

I felt it was only fitting to try and give something to all those people who have stumbled onto this site looking for wank fodder and have felt ripped off because it was all just obscene language and spite.

Vegan porn is pretty out there but it is new and entirely meat-free  with no connection whatsoever with animal products or flesh of any kind. I have included two examples from my own extensive vegan porn library and I can safely say that no animals were in anyway involved in its production, unless I count because I took the photos and I’m made of meat.

My first example is this nubile, barely-legal, virgin poppy. Ooh yeah, she’s young and she’s gagging for it.

 

And my second is this one below – my favourite TILF (Tree I’d Like to Fuck) Just look at this mucky old slapper, she’s bang up for it any old time! This dirty old bitch has been around and seen it all – just count the rings!!!   

 

You people are fuckin’ sick, they’re plants! JESUS!!! No, seriously, I don’t judge anyone for their sexual orientation. Whatever floats your boat – ya sick fucks! By the way, if anyone has any more vegan porn whether it’s floraginas, cuntrees or rootable fruits, I’d be really interested in it – from a purely academic standpoint, you understand. Please send all herbaceous whacking material to buck.frain@gmail.com  If it’s any good I may even post it here – I’ll credit you, of course! Stay freaky!

4 Responses to “Free Vegan Porn!!!”

  1. Holy Mary, Joseph and Baby Jesus!! I always knew those vegans were up to no good. Sickos!
    Now I will get back to abusing stuffed animals, which I keep in a cage.

  2. Show us your stamens!
    Yeah baby, now I want you to ring bark me like the dirty little arboreal horticulturalist you are… Yeah… now I’m gonna sow your row you ho… yeah… INSEMINATE THE CULTIVAR!

  3. I’ve got all seeds up my hogseye now. THANKS A LOT.

  4. I’ve just sapped all over my fucking pants

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