Comments on: The Power Of The Jesus Spoon http://buckfrain.wordpress.com/2008/07/02/the-power-of-the-jesus-spoon/ This is where I come to rant so I can appear normal on public transport. Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:09:02 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Jayne http://buckfrain.wordpress.com/2008/07/02/the-power-of-the-jesus-spoon/#comment-831 Jayne Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:07:21 +0000 http://buckfrain.wordpress.com/?p=134#comment-831 I think there's always some child that will voluntarily eat something totally inappropriate. At my school, his name was Geoff and he ate just about whatever was in front of him, including some "not-so-bad" stuff like an apple he'd dropped in the playground to the "getting yuckier" original-owner-unknown cupcake at the busstop to the "triple-dog-dare" bugs (mostly ants, but on one memorable occasion, a spider) to the "you must be mentally disturbed" plastic cutlery itself. I bumped into him as an adult and he works at McDonalds, handling the food... I think there’s always some child that will voluntarily eat something totally inappropriate. At my school, his name was Geoff and he ate just about whatever was in front of him, including some “not-so-bad” stuff like an apple he’d dropped in the playground to the “getting yuckier” original-owner-unknown cupcake at the busstop to the “triple-dog-dare” bugs (mostly ants, but on one memorable occasion, a spider) to the “you must be mentally disturbed” plastic cutlery itself. I bumped into him as an adult and he works at McDonalds, handling the food…

]]> By: Tim http://buckfrain.wordpress.com/2008/07/02/the-power-of-the-jesus-spoon/#comment-784 Tim Sat, 11 Apr 2009 21:14:44 +0000 http://buckfrain.wordpress.com/?p=134#comment-784 "Hey mom, can I have something else other than pasta for supper tonight?" “Hey mom, can I have something else other than pasta for supper tonight?”

]]> By: SSS http://buckfrain.wordpress.com/2008/07/02/the-power-of-the-jesus-spoon/#comment-694 SSS Sat, 31 Jan 2009 22:52:28 +0000 http://buckfrain.wordpress.com/?p=134#comment-694 Antique shops are great, aren't they? Antique shops are great, aren’t they?

]]> By: Hiruko http://buckfrain.wordpress.com/2008/07/02/the-power-of-the-jesus-spoon/#comment-673 Hiruko Sun, 25 Jan 2009 14:35:47 +0000 http://buckfrain.wordpress.com/?p=134#comment-673 You know maybe he wasn't just playing off and actually liked that poo. My aunt used to suck earthworms like lollipops when she was little. Poor worms. You know maybe he wasn’t just playing off and actually liked that poo. My aunt used to suck earthworms like lollipops when she was little. Poor worms.

]]> By: Arseface http://buckfrain.wordpress.com/2008/07/02/the-power-of-the-jesus-spoon/#comment-479 Arseface Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:56:28 +0000 http://buckfrain.wordpress.com/?p=134#comment-479 I've heard of Jesus turning water into wine, so I can't help wondering what sort of transformation was taking place here. I refuse to accept that he was simply eating poo. I refuse. I’ve heard of Jesus turning water into wine, so I can’t help wondering what sort of transformation was taking place here. I refuse to accept that he was simply eating poo. I refuse.

]]> By: Badeye http://buckfrain.wordpress.com/2008/07/02/the-power-of-the-jesus-spoon/#comment-415 Badeye Mon, 11 Aug 2008 06:10:14 +0000 http://buckfrain.wordpress.com/?p=134#comment-415 I remember the kid across the road dropping his pants and (in retrospect, very bravely) sticking his cock in sausage dogs mouth for a lickng. I ran home and didn't go there again. I remember the kid across the road dropping his pants and (in retrospect, very bravely) sticking his cock in sausage dogs mouth for a lickng. I ran home and didn’t go there again.

]]> By: Punkboy Venus http://buckfrain.wordpress.com/2008/07/02/the-power-of-the-jesus-spoon/#comment-294 Punkboy Venus Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:34:25 +0000 http://buckfrain.wordpress.com/?p=134#comment-294 I think maybe i'm Danny........... Fuck you baby Jesus!!! I think maybe i’m Danny……….. Fuck you baby Jesus!!!

]]> By: Gobbaleeno http://buckfrain.wordpress.com/2008/07/02/the-power-of-the-jesus-spoon/#comment-291 Gobbaleeno Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:40:23 +0000 http://buckfrain.wordpress.com/?p=134#comment-291 This is a sickening read. I felt like puking, I felt shivers and tingles. It was like I myself was eating that poo and feeling like a real sinner... But I couldn't pull my eyes from the words... I love your work. This is a sickening read. I felt like puking, I felt shivers and tingles. It was like I myself was eating that poo and feeling like a real sinner… But I couldn’t pull my eyes from the words…

I love your work.

]]> By: Hans Licht http://buckfrain.wordpress.com/2008/07/02/the-power-of-the-jesus-spoon/#comment-290 Hans Licht Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:16:32 +0000 http://buckfrain.wordpress.com/?p=134#comment-290 The Jesus Spoon! The all seeing, all knowing cutlery. When you wish to consume canine excreta, reach for the omnipotent utensil that gives everything a divine texture and flavour. Mmmmmm... Jesus spoon... He knows what you're eating... And he forgives you for it. I should be in advertising! Don't those tools on the Gruen Transfer make truck loads? Surely the Jesus Spoon will find it's way into some shots on one of the religo-porn sites that shot up after your "jesus gets more hits than me" rant Buck? Actually, come to think of it, this posting is remarkable in it's calm phrasing and reflective tone... Are you brown nosing all those simple theist surfers again Buck? The Jesus Spoon! The all seeing, all knowing cutlery.

When you wish to consume canine excreta, reach for the omnipotent utensil that gives everything a divine texture and flavour.

Mmmmmm… Jesus spoon… He knows what you’re eating… And he forgives you for it.

I should be in advertising! Don’t those tools on the Gruen Transfer make truck loads?

Surely the Jesus Spoon will find it’s way into some shots on one of the religo-porn sites that shot up after your “jesus gets more hits than me” rant Buck?

Actually, come to think of it, this posting is remarkable in it’s calm phrasing and reflective tone… Are you brown nosing all those simple theist surfers again Buck?

]]> By: planetross http://buckfrain.wordpress.com/2008/07/02/the-power-of-the-jesus-spoon/#comment-289 planetross Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:21:33 +0000 http://buckfrain.wordpress.com/?p=134#comment-289 post script: hey you are working your way up the "humor blog site". Good work :) I stop voting for you when you hit the top 30 though! (just kidding; your stuff is always a great read) post script: hey you are working your way up the “humor blog site”. Good work :)

I stop voting for you when you hit the top 30 though!
(just kidding; your stuff is always a great read)

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